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Hi to everyone, here’s a joke for you all.
Their was a man that came out of the army, and he was looking for a place to rest. He came upon a hotel that had a sign that said” something special” he went inside and a woman came down the long hall and down the stears. She said do you have something special” he said yes I do. He said attention and his dick got hard” then he said at ease and his dick got soft” he did this twice and the woman said you can go on. He went down the hall and came to a bedroom and their laid a naked woman on a heart shape bed, with her legs spread open. She said to him do you have something special? He said yes I do. And he said attention and his dick got hard and he said at ease and it got soft. He did this again and on the third time that he said attention and his dick got hard he said at ease but it wouldn’t go down. So he said it louder I said at ease and it still wouldn’t go down, he then starts to hit it and all of the sudden white come came out and squirted all over the woman and she said” what was that? He said honorable discharge.
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i like that joke alot keep it up,and hope there are more like that one on the way